oxydoodles:

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he started working out to carry his homies easily

dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic:

c-rowlesdraws:

dandynewt:

c-rowlesdraws:

Did You Know: if you get to the airport early enough in the morning, you can look through the big windows and watch them shovel oats and alfalfa into big troughs for the planes

I know it looks cute, but the airplanes only line up for food when their enclosure isn’t enriching enough.

that might be true of smaller airports where the planes spend more time on the ground, but at large international airports, the planes get tons of enrichment from socializing with one another and lots of exercise flying, so it’s actually fine that their enclosures aren’t much more than a space for them to rest.

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twentybrokenipodclassics:

toskarin:

toskarin:

I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it

the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho’s The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn’t putting it past him

god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already… keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family…… and if that’s not bad enough, they’re gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up

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drfelici:
“Yet another commission, this time for kireistan over on Twitter.
Theme was DND and I am all in for THAT.
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drfelici:

Yet another commission, this time for kireistan over on Twitter. 
Theme was DND and I am all in for THAT.

swagforbirds:

swagforbirds:

stop calling me “my fragile little flower” or “my beautiful delicate pet” im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

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no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

indiestarlight:

sepulchritude:

Another perk of libraries is that when I check out an audiobook and predictably fail to listen to it, it gets returned and I can rest easy knowing that checking it out at all has already benefited my local library. I can even do it again later and it will only bring further good things, for free, forever

VS buying an audiobook, failing to listen to it, and having to stare at it in my audible collection knowing I spent $10 on something I never used. And then imagine doing that again. Hellish. Get a library card and download the libby app

i want to add for anyone who’s stuck on “i want to get libby but i’m worried it’s gonna be a super long and complicated process”:

it took me about 2 minutes. most of that was waiting for the app to download. literally all you need to make an account is the name of your library system and your library card number. if you don’t have your library card handy, most library system websites will display your card number on your account page after you log in.

and if you don’t have a library card yet, most library systems will also let you apply for one online! my current address is technically serviced by two library systems; i just applied for a card at the one i hadn’t signed up for yet, and according to my timer it took about 81 seconds from opening the page to submitting the form. they immediately emailed me with my new card number, and adding that to libby took 37 seconds.

senedjem:

senedjemdraws:

Sarsen cam 1-2-3
Just now realizing tumblr is the only place I can really post gif pieces where they’ll like, not be messed up

still really love these

koi-nightsky:

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An anime-styled bumper I did for Glory Hounds, an adult superhero visual novel by the fine folks over at the Echo Project

dzamie:

teaboot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild

“Wouldn’t they recognize him bc he’s with Zelda” Everyone interacting with Zelda was like “Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who’s building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!”

#zelda seemingly not having much gender fuckery abt her makes thrm funnier#thats zelda a pretty princess and her girlboyfriend pal soulmate across fates they/them/he/she/it guyALT

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn’t need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

Breath of the “No yeah that’s Wild”

vivribbon:

vivribbon:

i don’t think “bluesky” or “cohost” or “pillowfort” exist i think y'all are just making up words, to me

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yaaaaaay yippee!!!!! the world so beautiful and we’re cohosting it together ^_^

pillsburysoyboy:

pillsburysoyboy:

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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Extremely good point

geromakesgames:

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My Collection of Pixel Heads Ive made for friends and as commissions.

Anonymous asked:

Best Pixar short?

random-ferret:

ratfuck:

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

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